If you've consumed the latest monoculture offering of The DaVinci Code, you will probably think this is funny. Maybe it's my dry sense of humor.

Speaking of which, today one of the critical care fellows cornered me in the elevator with:

"You're British, aren't you?"

Me: "Huh?"

Fellow: "Well, your parents haven't told you that you were Native American, did they?"

Me: "Huh?"

Fellow: "Okay, so you're British. Yeah, you have to be, with your dry sense of humor..." (Walks out of the elevator)